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发布于:2022 年 1 月 23 日 下午 6:31

This game makes me want to swear.

Youtuber's life is the worst game I have played thus far. This is basically the sims 4, but its very grindy and you can't interact with people like in the sims. It's basically disguised as a clicker game where your goal is to increase the number of subs/views/money by having many clicks to do a thing, tossing in some random RNG and... nothing else.

This game is full of bugs. For example, you're required to go to events when joining a network or you will be kicked. You can join events but it won't be counted towards your goal... why? Also when you didn't meet the requirements? You won't be kicked out! They just say "hey, we know it's you're first month here, so we will be lenient. now take your goals seriously or we will actually kick you out" . Again. And Again. And Again. Oh, what's that? You hired a collaborator? Well screw you, the collaborator will just walk out of the door despite you telling her that she needs to make a video. Oh, you want your network to solve your "copyright claim" for you when they are supposed to have a 90% chance of solving it for you? F*** you, the network will always fail to resolve your claim and you have to pay for it yourself.

They don't even care about the art behind it. This game is full of grammatical and spelling errors. Seriously, you have an ENTIRE DEV TEAM dedicated to this and you can't even write coherent sentences or even bother spellchecking your game? This game has been released for 3 years, but of course the corporate mindset says forget about it, we are here to collect some money from you idiots who buy this game, thinking it's gonna be fun, and then run away with it without fixing anything. You can tell that because Youtuber's life 2 exists, and the reviews there are worse than this game. Keep in mind, this game is more than 5 years old.

But at least the youtube experience is fun, right? WRONG. I know how youtubers do their work and this game isn't realistic one bit. For example, there is no option for you to choose your video's thumbnails or change video tags, which is important in increasing your video's SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) in Youtube. You can change your video's title, but that doesn't impact the number of views you get. Copyright strike? No option to trim it out rather than paying a fine. You could make it such that trimming a part of the video makes you lose some subs/lose some money, but nope. Some reaction cards will get you a copyright strike. for example, saying "whATTTTTTTT?" This is like TFB trademarking "React". Who the hell does that and why would you get a copyright strike over this? Also, for gaming youtubers, you have to do a variety of games, such as walkthroughs, gameplays, reviews, first impressions, collabs, etc. in order to maintain views. Sometimes, choosing a specific type of video (notably gameplays) will result in more dislikes. Why? If I make a gameplay video of Youtuber's life, then release a review because people hate gameplay vids all of the sudden, then continue gameplays because now no one dislikes gameplay videos anymore, I would lose hundreds of subs for making such stupid descisions.

I could go on and on, but this game isn't realistic of what a Youtuber's life really is like. It could have been a cool thing where you explore what living in the shoes of a youtuber is like and the challenges you face. Rather than having the challenges be losing views and subs, getting negative comments, getting your channel hacked, being successful without collaborators or what are essentially MCNs, etc., the challenges this game presents is "hey, you needs to tweet every 5 minutes and go to events every 1 month in order to make people happy or they won't watch your videos!" Name one youtuber who lost views or subs because they didn't attend a convention/post a tweet that they never promised.

I got so much more to say but... just... this game isn't worth my time ranting any more. It sucks and the devs won't do anything, period. The only reason why this game isn't a 1/10 is because there is actually a goal for you to accomplish. I can't believe that it's the first time I am so happy to get a game over with, because it means I don't have to touch it anymore.

♬ Music/SFX ♬
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

🎞 Graphics 🎞
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Decent
☑ Good
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

⚔ Gameplay ⚔
☐ Challenging
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

👨‍👩‍👦 Audience 👨‍👩‍👦
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ All

📺 PC Requirements 📺
☐ Check if you can run paint (Raspi/50MB)
☐ Potato (Laptop CPU/Intel iGPU/500MB)
☑ Decent (i3/R3/Ryzen iGPU/2GB)
☐ Fast (i5/R5/Nvidia iGPU/20GB)
☐ Rich boi (i7/R7/GTX/RX/50GB)
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer (i9/R9/TR/RTX/200GB)

☠ Difficulty ☠
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

🕹 Grind 🕹
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks (Achievements)
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

☯ Story ☯
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

۞ Game time / Length ۞
☐ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short (4 - 8 hours)
☑ Few hours (10 - 20 hours) [don't bother playing after you get the space mansion]
☐ Long (40-60 hours)
☐ Very Long (61-100 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours)

💰 Price / Quality 💰
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money (it's $38 for this garbage)

♿ Bugs ♿
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs [also typos]

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I Buy Cheats 2022 年 7 月 3 日 上午 5:06 
It's basically disguised as a clicker game where your goal is to increase the number of subs/views/money by having many clicks to do a thing, tossing in some random RNG and... nothing else.

you basically described all simulator games