"What time is it?".

Sequels usually don't perform as well as their original game. This is one of the exception.

TSPUP is a brilliant, comedic game that builds on the original, proving that some ludicrous concepts can work if you know how to use it properly.

If you have played the original game, I assure you that this game is way better. It's a choose your own adventure game, but with so many ideas that are well executed. I want to talk about it a lot, but it would probably spoil the fun of this game. Trust me, it's best if you buy this game and enjoy it yourself, because that's the only way you get the full experience out of this game.

Treat it as a masterpiece.

(If you owned the original game, then yes $20 might be too much. But if you're a first time player, just get this game. All the endings from the original game are still here.)

♬ Music/SFX ♬
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

🎞 Graphics 🎞
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Decent
☐ Good
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

⚔ Gameplay ⚔
☐ Challenging
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

👨‍👩‍👦 Audience 👨‍👩‍👦
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ All

📺 PC Requirements 📺
☐ Check if you can run paint (Raspi/50MB)
☐ Potato (Laptop CPU/Intel iGPU/500MB)
☑ Decent (i3/R3/Ryzen iGPU/2GB)
☐ Fast (i5/R5/Nvidia iGPU/20GB)
☐ Rich boi (i7/R7/GTX/RX/50GB)
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer (i9/R9/TR/RTX/200GB)

☠ Difficulty ☠
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

🕹 Grind 🕹
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks (Achievements)
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

☯ Story ☯
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It‘ll replace your life

۞ Game time / Length ۞
☐ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short (4 - 8 hours)
☑ Few hours (10 - 20 hours)
☐ Long (40-60 hours)
☐ Very Long (61-100 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours)

💰 Price / Quality 💰
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

♿ Bugs ♿
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs (it's only been released for a week, give it some time)
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☑ Why haven't you already owned the game?

"What time is it?". Sequels usually don't perform as well as their original game. This is one of the exception. TSPUP is a brilliant, comedic game that builds on the original, proving that some ludicrous concepts can work if you know how to use it properly. If you have played the original game, I assure you that this game is way better. It's a choose your own adventure game, but with so many ideas that are well executed. I want to talk about it a lot, but it would probably spoil the fun of this game. Trust me, it's best if you buy this game and enjoy it yourself, because that's the only way you get the full experience out of this game. Treat it as a masterpiece. (If you owned the original game, then yes $20 might be too much. But if you're a first time player, just get this game. All the endings from the original game are still here.) ♬ Music/SFX ♬ ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf 🎞 Graphics 🎞 ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful ☐ Decent ☐ Good ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ⚔ Gameplay ⚔ ☐ Challenging ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't 👨‍👩‍👦 Audience 👨‍👩‍👦 ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ All 📺 PC Requirements 📺 ☐ Check if you can run paint (Raspi/50MB) ☐ Potato (Laptop CPU/Intel iGPU/500MB) ☑ Decent (i3/R3/Ryzen iGPU/2GB) ☐ Fast (i5/R5/Nvidia iGPU/20GB) ☐ Rich boi (i7/R7/GTX/RX/50GB) ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer (i9/R9/TR/RTX/200GB) ☠ Difficulty ☠ ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls 🕹 Grind 🕹 ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks (Achievements) ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding ☯ Story ☯ ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It‘ll replace your life ۞ Game time / Length ۞ ☐ Really short (0 - 3 hours) ☐ Short (4 - 8 hours) ☑ Few hours (10 - 20 hours) ☐ Long (40-60 hours) ☐ Very Long (61-100 hours) ☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours) 💰 Price / Quality 💰 ☐ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ♿ Bugs ♿ ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs (it's only been released for a week, give it some time) ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs 🏆 ?/10 🏆 ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 ☑ Why haven't you already owned the game?