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"underidoderidoderiododeriodoo" - Winston Churchill

Hark! Doesth mine eyes betray me? Nay, nay I say. Mine eyes jest not when I gaze upon ye, fair maiden. I have traveled through the 9 great realms of this land, from the icy reaches of north to the blistering heat of the south, and in all climates I have visited, none of the female inhabitants feet, nay, any part of their bodies could even slightly compare to your littlest toe. Mayhaps I ask your time and implore all the great artists of this kingdom to come and capture the glory of your feet in stills, to attempt to leave me with a memory, a mere crumb of the greatness that your feet are.

Nay, I jest.

Unless?

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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