Jebediah Goldstriker
O-Block Survivor
Florida, United States
Born in the gym; Die in the gym

”the Chernobyl exclusion zone is great and I had my first kiss there!"
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Family:
My mom
Ryan Gosling (literally me)

Friends:
Josiecels
The Harkonnens from Dune

Enemies:
The Opps

Occupation:
Top #3 in Tampa

Status:
Alive (but off the meds)

First Appearance
1939: The Annexing of Austria

Latest Appearance:
Halo Reach
St. Louis, Missouri
Asumanga
Lethal Company

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Early life: Not Jewish

Personality:
I love cigars and locking in

Appearance: underwear model

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Trivia:
- Fourloko Enthusiast
- Beat every Halo on legendary
- Hangs out daily with Osaka


Notable Quotes:

”it's been an honor King Von”

”Bro hop on”

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Born in the gym; Die in the gym

”the Chernobyl exclusion zone is great and I had my first kiss there!"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Family:
My mom
Ryan Gosling (literally me)

Friends:
Josiecels
The Harkonnens from Dune

Enemies:
The Opps

Occupation:
Top #3 in Tampa

Status:
Alive (but off the meds)

First Appearance
1939: The Annexing of Austria

Latest Appearance:
Halo Reach
St. Louis, Missouri
Asumanga
Lethal Company

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Early life: Not Jewish

Personality:
I love cigars and locking in

Appearance: underwear model

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Trivia:
- Fourloko Enthusiast
- Beat every Halo on legendary
- Hangs out daily with Osaka


Notable Quotes:

”it's been an honor King Von”

”Bro hop on”

查看更多信息
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Just as the Founding Fathers intended
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
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piesy 2020 年 4 月 13 日 上午 6:34 
@Bud add me your so cool:3
Jebediah Goldstriker 2020 年 1 月 1 日 下午 1:47 
thank you
Mokky 2020 年 1 月 1 日 下午 1:47 
happy new year :sans: