Life is best not viewed as a linear stretch of time, but as a collage of fleeting moments, always coming and going in half a blink of the eye. Each ephemeral scene wriggles from our grasp; memories dance on the horizon of our vision, content to stay in our sight but out of our reach. From this,I have gleaned the true way to enjoy life to its fullest:

Almost Fortunate Spuds.

Not lucky, but not unfortunate. Find a dollar in your pants? Look again, it's ripped in half. Find a coupon for that new phone you wanted? A pteradactyl just swooped in and ate the last one on the shelf. Having a bad day? A leprechaun comes in to your home and punches you in the shin, then he hands you a gold shilling (precisely eneough to cover medical expenses for your leg). He then hands you the most delicious lollipop in this plane of existence,only you're allergic to the coloring. Almost Fortunate Spuds.