I don't want to escape

Guten Abend, Everyone! (Guten Abend!)
We are here to tell you all about CHANGEOVER DAY! (Changeover Day?!)
Changeover Day! from July the fourth, you gotta say goodbye to English (Auf Wiedersehen!)
So get on board, or GET OUT!

Changeover day, make sure you know the date
After the 4th of July be careful what you say
Changeover day
For the nazi USA
We all know that German is much better anyway

T, H, and E
Is silly, can't you see?
Der, Die, und Das
Defined language can be Spaß!
German is more accurate
With what you want to say
We all know that English
Is confusing anyway

Changeover day, make sure you know the date
After the 4th of July be careful what you say
Changeover day
For the nazi USA
We all know that German is much better anyway

Fußbodenschleifmaschinenverleih
Big words are not a problem
You don't even have to try!
Complex names and phrases
Are much easier to say
And we all know that German
Is much better anyway

Changeover day, make sure you know the date
After the 4th of July be careful what you say
Changeover day
For the nazi USA
We all know that German is much better anyway

Okay, Everybody! Let's Practise our German! (Yay!)
Guten Tag! (Guten Tag!)
Danke schön! (Danke schön!)
Ich bin krank! (Ich bin krank!)
That's it! You're doing great!
Hilf mir! (Hilf mir!)
Wo sind die Toiletten? (Wo sind die Toiletten?)
Hier sind meine Papiere! (Hier sind meine Papiere!)
Wunderbar!

Fifteen is Fünfzehn!
And Fifty is Fünfzig!
Confusion will be zero!
German numbers are your hero!
Practise the new language
Make sure you obey!
Be happy that our new
Nazi friends are here to stay!

Changeover day, make sure you know the date
After the 4th of July be careful what you say
Changeover day
For the nazi USA
We all know that German is much better anyway

Changeover day, make sure you know the date
After the 4th of July be careful what you say
Changeover day
For the nazi USA
We all know that Germ-