TRY NOT TO SMILE. MEGURINE LUKA IS MY FRIEND. TRY NOT TO SMILE. I WILL SLEEP NO MATTER THE DEPRESSION OR MANIA. GOD IF I HAVE TO DIE YOU WILL HAVE TO DIE. DEBT IS JUST A NUMBER. MONEY IS FAKE. TRY NOT TO SMILE. LET'S JUST SAY, TRYING NOT TO SMILE-EDLY.
It is too late, for I have already imagined you as the reactive Doberman and myself as the stoic Collie.

My Beetles Too Weak. My Ants Too Regular. My Butterfly Too Ugly. I’m Gonna Kill Myself.
I, yes ME, not US, not WE, but exclusive ME, I, am married to YOU'RE husbando.

MY DRILLAS , GOLD GOLD GOLD !!!!

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Lauren, is in fact, Your/Friend, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Your plus Friend. Lauren is not a friend unto themself, but rather another CARING component of a fully LOVING friendship made useful by supporting you, playing with you and cheering you on comprising a full FRIENDSHIP as defined by us.


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