I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good

hEy MaN 😔👋 (iS sTaRiNg At ScReEn 😶💻) i DoN’T kNoW iF yOu’Ll EvEr SeE tHiS 👀💭 bUt I wAs LoOkInG tHrOuGh My OlD sTeAm FrIeNdS 🕹️🎮 (sCrOlLiNg SlOwLy 😔📜) aNd SaW YoUr NaMe 🙂✨ iT’s CrAzY 🤯⏳ tO tHiNk ThE lAsT tImE wE tAlKeD wAs BaCk In 2015 🗓️🎮 (sTaRtS GeTtInG eMoTiOnAl 😢)

bAcK tHeN iT jUsT fElT lIkE wE wErE mEsSiNg ArOuNd 😅😂🎧 (sMiLeS ThRoUgH tEaRs 🙂😢) aNd LoOkInG bAcK 🌙⭐ aCtUaLlY mEaNt A lOt ❤️‍🩹 (iS qUiEtLy CrYiNg 😭)

lIfE hAs ChAnGeD 🌍💭 (tAkEs DeEp BrEaTh 😔💨) i’Ve BeEn DeAlInG wItH tEsTiCuLaR CaNcEr 🏥😢💊 (sItTiNg HeRe CrYiNg 😭) aNd It MaDe Me ReAlIzE HoW mUcH tHoSe GaMeS 🕹️🎮 aNd LoNg NiGhTs 🌙⭐ mEaNt To Me ❤️‍🩹

eVeN tHoUgH wE dRiFtEd ApArT 🌊😔 (wIpEs LaSt TeAr 😢) i JuSt WaNtEd YoU tO kNoW 💬📩 tHoSe MeMoRiEs StUcK WiTh Me 🧠❤️

PLS UNBAN ME FROM COP I LUV THE COP!!!!

I'll cringe ur dad you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, shut ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth you useless dog ♥♥♥♥, go have a sook about a dark rp server, corrupt ur mothers ♥♥♥ from when i finish in her, you muppet, i stole his mother's vibrator so i could bash you across the head with it you putrid weak ♥♥♥♥ dog.

Cringe and corrupt Gmod admin who steals his mother's vibrator on weekends

Who is in your profile picture, and why are they yelling "ASSBUTT!"?