In this earthly realm there is but one Law and that Law is this: The blistering light of truth countermands all other forces in the physical universe. It is the one force that binds the weak and strong, and it is the one force that will lead us to salvation. Any and all individuals that purport to operate outside this truth should relegate their thoughts to the 10-15Hz range (or lower) so their thoughts do not interfere with my own.

Those soft of brain and ugly of mind who fail to relegate their thoughts to the Idiot Bandwidth (also known as The Bandwidth for Dumb-Dumbs, Idiots, and the Mentally Hobbled) risk their unlearned mass being devoured by my deliciously omniscient glare. Do not mistake my Omniscient Glare for an act of malice. It is but one of the many acts of benevolence that I inflict on those too stupid to appreciate it.

Should an Idiot Man or a Lovely Idiot Lady-Woman think a Wicked Thought - a thought capable of incapacitating the thinker - and should that thought be parallel to my own, then they are subject to instant banishment from this physical plane. I have no tolerance for Wicked Thoughts, and those who think them will be sent beyond the event horizon of my mercy.