UPDATE: NEVERMIND IT WAS HIS MOM

UPDATE: TODAY HIS GIRLFRIEND CAME LOOKING FOR HIM, I WONDER WHERE SHE IS NOW! HA HA HA

Update:I GOT HIM GUYS. HE HE. NOW HE WILL HAVE TO ACCEPT MY OFFER.

Update: I came home from work to day and noticed my door was open. when i cheacked the house alfter grabing i knife, i noticed my undies went missing, hmm strange.

Update: I woke up today and i noticed my electicity had been cut off. alfter fixing it i found ten pound on the bed. guys pleas help me.

Update: I saw the man outside my window today and my heart sank, i wonder if he will try to rape me.

This man asked me if i would suck ♥♥♥♥ for ten pound but i refused. fast forward to the next day he asked the same thing.This has been happning for about a year now, plz help

I am Excalibur Prime and I serve the Lotus. I fight the Grineer and Corpus with my variety of weaponry ranging from assault rifles to scythes. I specialize in the extermination of the Grineer faction and despise the Corpus' use of technology to enhance their strength. The Bursas irritate me to the point of aborting some of my missions they trap me in corners and rape you with their seismic slams and energy disabling spheres.

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+rep :3