There are things I do not like in this world, and whenever I come in contact with them, I dab on them, because once a very wise man said to me: "ｄａｂ ｏｎ ｄｅｍ ｈａｔｅｒｚ" I live by this very wise saying.

I am now age 69 and happily married to my life-sized doll wife, she doesn't speak much but her eyes say it all~. I also work minimum wage at KFC, which is a chicken place in case you didn't know for all those poor peasant-folk out there. Look at how successful my life has been up to this point because of this saying, I bet you're jealous of my ambitiousness.