Alex.bark
Alex
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I smash lobsters and other crustaceans with sledgehammers.




PC Specs:
NZXT Source 210
ASUS TUF Gaming X570 Plus (wi-fi)
AMD Ryzen 7 5700X
Nvidia GeForce RTX 3060
Leave a comment on why you're adding me, or I'll just block you.
I smash lobsters and other crustaceans with sledgehammers.




PC Specs:
NZXT Source 210
ASUS TUF Gaming X570 Plus (wi-fi)
AMD Ryzen 7 5700X
Nvidia GeForce RTX 3060
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Q U O T E S
Monkeynaut: asians are so bad at driving i'm starting to think pearl harbor was an accident

4:19 PM - Alexplayer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjSgQFcpLqo
4:19 PM - Bread Alert! is now Offline.

3:45 PM - ↑Prince Spycrab Tabouretski: I had a dream that I sucked my own ♥♥♥♥ and built a cardboard tank.


6:00 PM - Nephrite Harmony: i better not find more quotes on yer profile that i don't like


Devourer - Yesterday at 10:09 AM
dude I want a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and in my ass that's not gay that's just wanting a nice delicious meal


1:50 AM - Prince Spycrab Tabouretski: God is dead and I wholly blame you for it and enabling pizza rape.

11:23 PM - Nephrite Harmony: discord needs more RP/ERP bots


[8:50 PM] CatherineK.: *snoofs*

640x480 VGA — 8/5/2023 10:25 PM
One, I am offended that you think I wouldn't download it directly for the highest quality Vegeta mpreg.


Alex The Doggo — 10/22/2022 12:27 AM
I just had the thought of Hugh Neutron accidentally breaking one of his ducks and saying "well jimbo I'm actually gonna do it this time"

640x480 VGA — 4/14/2021 1:59 AM
I wanna force feed you pepto-bismol and watch you spew tubby custard.


[11:52 PM]
Willy A. Jeep:
Alright, I spent the last thirty minutes trying to find the one Matsu-Sensei drawing where Matt
turns into Lass, just to "beeg titties" you right back, but God forbid if I ever log back into deviantart.
So, you win, dumb dog.
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Ressy 2 月 23 日 上午 2:15 
this guy puts his balls in his own butthole lol
Fluff Butt 2025 年 12 月 8 日 上午 11:25 
adding u from tkgp :3
Willy A. Jeep 2025 年 12 月 6 日 上午 4:53 
A los niños los atraen las armas de fuego y las pueden hacer funcionar. Ellos pueden causarses lesiones graves y la muerte.
Ressy 2025 年 11 月 24 日 下午 12:08 
banban battered and damned left broken and bruised on the floor
Kanna 2025 年 11 月 14 日 下午 1:01 
I wake up in the morning and I just slap my big fat gassy belly, and I just fart all over the place. Like, that's all I do. Like I'm really just so gassy and fat, and like that's really all I do now a days. Like I wake up, from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep, I just fart like crazy, like just farting all day. Like sometimes I'll just ♥♥♥♥ myself. It's really bad. Like, it's really, really bad. Like, I don't know why either! It's like, maybe it's my diet, maybe it's like- I JUST ♥♥♥♥. I just ♥♥♥♥ myself. In my pants. In my bed. All over the place.
Ressy 2025 年 10 月 5 日 上午 6:14 
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