Asking for a friend

Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills - preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. Am I alone? If not, what’s it officially called? I thought “hentaisexual” might work but that sounds kinda retarded to me the more I think about it.

happy new year 2012

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man that only exists in reflections; lost in a mirror palace is he the reflection of the reflection of a reflection. You start as Mario, the beneficial Italian plumber superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same but a little less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario became sceptical and liberal – and then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: You create a creature that can only exist in references to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters that he reflects, inverts and parodies, he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a broader frame of reference he is nothing. He isn’t his own man. In a world where our identity is shaped by our distorted relations with brands and commerce, we are all Waluigi.

should probably play less XIV?????

hey
i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my number
so please god help me

bengis?

bepis.

I can't tell if I have a problem, or if I'm doing god's work. I can't stop saying bepis, it's gotten to a point where I call my corgi bepis so much that he thinks that's his name. To make matters worse, I got everyone saying it at my work, and I work at a law office; everyone will casually blurt it out randomly, as if they have Tourette's.

My wife can't stop saying it either, we'll see anything random and point at it and yell... well you know, the B word. I don't know if I need help, or if I should continue to manifest my destiny, which is getting everyone I get in contact with to start saying BEPIS.

Pls halp, wat do?

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boop >:3

Yes, I'm otaku. However, I'm not your common otaku. I'm not like those narutards that think they are Japanese because they can say "kawaii". My hobby is serious business. I've watched over 500 anime, I'm part of 5 discussions groups about famous mangakas, I take ninjitsu classes every single day and I follow the way of the Samurai. Besides, I've studied Japanese since I was 7 and I'm saving money to live in Japan for the rest of my life.

Yes, I'm the true otaku. Accept no imitations.

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. **** YOU WEEABOOS

Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha?

And I’m referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.

how can our :b:emes be real if our :b:yes aren't real

I'm like 17 so don't take my advice to heart but I recently went on a date with the girl of my dreams and asked her out last Friday. If she says yes to the first date, then she's interested, if she says yes to a second, then she likes you. Just be yourself, it's worked for me. Don't stress anything and have fun. I say ask her what she likes to do and do that. Because imo if my girl is happy, I'm happy. But I'm not sure if that's just me.. Good luck regardless dude, you got this!

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Samar Kokash (Arabic: سمر كوكش‎‎, August 26, 1972 - ), Syrian actress graduated from the Higher Institute of Theatrical Arts in Syria in 1995, participated in many of the works in the theater, radio and television also worked in the dubbing, retired from the field of art and wore the veil and say, artistic appearance. The daughter of director Aladdin Kokash.

IM NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEABOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATERS I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx

~𝓲 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝓵 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝒆 𝓹𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓸~

MY FLUFFY BRO-KINS!!!!!!!!!!

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