Asking for a friend

Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills - preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. Am I alone? If not, what’s it officially called? I thought “hentaisexual” might work but that sounds kinda retarded to me the more I think about it.

happy new year 2012

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man that only exists in reflections; lost in a mirror palace is he the reflection of the reflection of a reflection. You start as Mario, the beneficial Italian plumber superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same but a little less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario became sceptical and liberal – and then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: You create a creature that can only exist in references to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters that he reflects, inverts and parodies, he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a broader frame of reference he is nothing. He isn’t his own man. In a world where our identity is shaped by our distorted relations with brands and commerce, we are all Waluigi.

should probably play less XIV?????

hey
i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my number
so please god help me

bengis?