Tired of hearing the constant skittering in your house? Or annoying chaos cultists knocking on your door to tell you about Grandfather Nurgle? Or looking out your window only to see hordes of huge rats ganking your neighbors? Worry no longer! At Lumberfoot™, we specialize in clearing out your rat and chaos problems with extreme prejudice.

Our team of expert exterminators brings unmatched experience and brutal entertainment to the table! You and your Sigmar-fearing family deserve a lifetime of peace so why continue to let these heretics ruin that ideal?

Some of our services include:

Rat-infested cellar purges (quick, efficient, and blessed by Sigmar )
Chaos cultist eviction (comes with a complimentary lecture on the perils of bad life choices)
Corruption cleansing of your home, school, and etc... (ONLY AVAILABLE IN OUR PREMIUM PACKAGING, PLEASE ASK ABOUT IT IN YOUR CONSULTATION)
And even more services to come!

At Lumberfoot™, we don't just handle "evil"—we purge it. Call today for a free consultation, done by our witch hunter captain! We promise he won't judge (much).

Disclaimer
We are NOT responsible for any property damage, deaths, or emotional damage done by our Waystalker. Prices may vary based on volume of rats, size of chaos cults, and level of existential crisis caused. Service times may vary based on availability of explosive barrels and the temperament of our Slayer. Please note that we are only currently handling Nurgle chaos worshippers. Payment in ales and grudges NOT accepted. Chaos worshippers are only exterminated with prior approval from Sigmar himself. Use this service at your own risk.

We are also HIRING! We have multiple open positions! Please send your cover letter, resume and three references by DM. Address your cover letter to our CEO, Franz Lohner explaining why you'd be a good fit to join us.