Playthrough 1: I saved the world from Squidward tentacle demons while romancing a Goth Priestess

Playthrough 2: I saved the world from a Squidward tentacle race again but this time romancing a Tiefling Mommy who could crush me, but going a bit harder (Tactician mode)

Playthrough 3: I romanced and then subsequently sent the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wizard to blow up the Squidward tentacle things but this time as hard as I could go (honour mode)

Playthrough 4: I murdered everyone and took control of the Squidward tentacle monsters for my murder god father while romancing a Twink Vampire who I may or may not have kicked in the balls but then reloaded because it was funny.

Playthrough 5: Me and my friends saved the world from the Squidward tentacle monsters while I got to romance a REALLY hot drow who would could slit my throat in the middle of the night if she wanted.

Playthrough 6: I played as the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wizard and became a GOD at the end of the playthrough. I also romanced the stubborn Githyanki Lady and genuinely cried when she turned into a giant softie by the end of the story.

If you kept reading past Playthrough 3, I'm genuinely surprised you need more reason to play this game. BUY IT **NOW**.