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"21st century fascists will call themselves anti-fascists."
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
- Winston Churchill

"Anyone who clings to the historically untrue — and thoroughly immoral — doctrine that 'violence never settles anything' I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoléon Bonaparte and of The Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee..."
— Lt. Col. Jean V. DuBois, M.I. (ret.)

"Democracy has become a weapon of moneyed interests. It uses the media to create the illusion that there is consent from the governed. The press today is an army with carefully organized weapons, the journalists its officers, the readers its soldiers. The reader neither knows nor is supposed to know the purposes for which he is used and the role he is to play. The notion of democracy is often no different than living under a plutocracy or a government by wealthy elites.” - Oswald Spengler

"A marxist system can be recognized by the fact that it spares the criminals and criminalizes the political opponent." - Alexander Solschenizyn

“The worst thing that can happen to a socialist is to have his country ruled by socialists who are not his friends.” - Austrian economist, Ludwig von Mises

"Buy a shotgun" - Joe Biden

“Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.” - C.S Lewis

"There was once a knight who owned the best mount in the kingdom. There was no better steed, none so quick to bite, none which kicked as hard. The knight and the horse fought together many battles through the years, and there was never a better pair on the battlefield. However, one day the war ended, the knight came back home and hanged his arms on the wall, he grew complacent, he grew fat, and he stopped taking care of his horse. The stallion grew skinnier and weaker every day for 10 years, eating only the weeds on the side of the road, sleeping in the filthiest stable, working the fields like a common farm beast. One day, the war came back to the kingdom, and the call for blood resonated again in the hearth of the knight. The knight took his horse and, for three days, he cleaned the stable to the very last inch, brushed the steed hair with utmost care and fed him the finest grain. Then, the host of his king arrived to the village and the knight, wearing his shiniest and heaviest armor, mounted his horse and started to head to his lords army. Then, for the dismay of the knight, the weak legs of the horse gave in, and both of them crashed against the side of the road. The knight, in shock, kneeled near the horse head and asked him "What's wrong, old friend? What happened to you? Our king is waiting for us". Then the horse, struggling to breath, spoke his last words: "It took 10 years to turn a battle horse into a donkey, you can't turn a donkey into a battle horse in 3 days". - Old Spanish story

“Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest. And like a forest, it's easy to lose your way...to get lost...to forget where you came in.” - Hattori Hanzo

"All warfare is based" - Sun Tzu (grossly paraphrased)

“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.” - Jack Handey

"United, our will is greater than any other force. We shall inherit the stars, even if we must first cleanse them in blood." - Commander Farsight

"Let us never forget this fundamental truth: the State has no source of money other than money which people earn themselves. If the State wishes to spend more it can do so only by borrowing your savings or by taxing you more. It is no good thinking that someone else will pay—that “someone else” is you. There is no such thing as public money; there is only taxpayers' money."
"I love argument. I love debate. I don't expect anyone just to sit there and agree with me - that's not their job."
"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't."
"Disciplining yourself to do what you know is right and important, although difficult, is the high road to pride, self-esteem, and personal satisfaction."
"I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left."
"It pays to know the enemy – not least because at some time you may have the opportunity to turn him into a friend."
"It is not the creation of wealth that is wrong, but the love of money for its own sake."
"You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it."
"To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best."
- Margaret Thatcher (Yes, this is a lot of Maggie quotes and no, I don't care.)

"I made a promise. I'll do anything." - LSTR-512

"No matter how excellent, identical standard systems have faults. What's true for the group is also true for the individual. Overspecialise and you breed in weakness. It's a slow death" - Motoko Kusanagi

"It takes a strong man to deny what's in front of him" - Lt. Col. John Konrad

"The fate of all Humanity's children is in your hands. Do not let them fall." - Democracy Officer

"Lettuce begin" - Martincitopants

"Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?" - Unknown Scientist

"A scrimmage in a Border Station, A canter down some dark defile, Two thousand pounds of education Drops to a ten-rupee jezail." - Rudyard Kipling

"Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal is to be put to death." - Exodus 22:19

"That's what she said" "She's been dead for 12 years Alex" - Someone I know IRL to someone else I know IRL

"The Bible is full of sex scenes. I especially like the one where Jesus gets absolutely nailed by some Romans" - Unknown

"I'd rather die standing than live kneeling" - Veggietales Facts

"Well, to be perfectly honest in my humble opinion without being sentimental, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in distinct perspective and without condemning anyone's view and by trying to make it objectified and by considering each and everyone's valid opinion I honestly believe that I vividly don't have anything to say. Thank you." - Sown-Laughter (A random person I saw in somebody else's comment section)

"5-80% of all obese people worldwide are not even people, but creatures that camouflage themselves as humans. Excessive flesh and skin is necessary, as their real body is considerably bigger than the average human. They replace real humans. How? They first infect a potential victim with a combination of chemicals and hormones, of which the inactive ingredient is found in nearly all packaged or processed food. Their metabolism slows down, become more lethargic, burn less fat, and become compelled to consume more food. When a victim is ready it gets "killed" (they are still alive), eviscerated, and the creature can now wear the body. Like a suit. The more obese, the bigger the creature inside is." - A Schizo

"Legalise nuclear bombs" - Shadow Wizard Money Gang (We love casting spells)

"Imagine you wake up in the morning, go to use the bathroom, and there's a cow in the way. "Fine," you say, "I'll kill and eat this cow." And you do. You then go to the bathroom and brush your teeth and whatnot. Then you gotta get ready for work. You open the closet, and bam, another cow. "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'm going to be late" you think to yourself as you plunge your fingers into the cow's throat. But you get it done and get dressed. You're late now and have consumed 1200