I challenge you to a children's card game!

I can't stand this anymore, it needs to end, please. Today morning I accidentally dropped a glass and it broke, right when I was about to clean it, it returned itself to the cupboard and summoned Kitkallos to my kitchen floor, I had to banish it with a flamethrower. While driving to work I thought I saw birds dropping dimension shifter on me, in panic I crashed my car. However before I could realize it repaired itself and sent Tearlaments Screams to the GY. I want to cry myself to sleep every night but each time a tear drops from my eye, it mills three.

I can't stand this anymore, it needs to end, please. Today morning I accidentally dropped a glass and it broke, right when I was about to clean it, it returned itself to the cupboard and summoned Kitkallos to my kitchen floor, I had to banish it with a flamethrower. While driving to work I thought I saw birds dropping dimension shifter on me, in panic I crashed my car. However before I could realize it repaired itself and sent Tearlaments Screams to the GY. I want to cry myself to sleep every night but each time a tear drops from my eye, it mills three.