You are NOOB because...

you are very dat charger
you rage quit cause charger kill you
you shoot fuel
you play ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alone
you glitched hard cans
you dont teamplay
you die fast / first
you have not skill
you kill boomer and can down
you cant protect me
you are slow // attack too late
you are afk
you have script on BHop
you rage quit because you dont win
you play on xbox / playstation
you have aim bot or other hack
you play still minecraft
you masturbation on your skill
you create local host for MP/COOP
you are ... something ...