"For what god is there in heaven or on earth who can clobbah that there kirby?"

This is the First Church of King Dedede, a devout group dedicated to the worship and praise of the great king himself. Reject false gods, and embrace King Dedede as your one, true savior.

Clobberinthians: 15:1;"And I saw an angel coming down out of Castle Dedede, having a big hammer and holding in his hand a great Gordo. He seized that there Kirby, that pink menace, who is the devil, or Satan, and clobbered him into oblivion."

Waddlations: 20:4; "Then I saw thrones, and seated on them were those to whom the authority to be a SUPAHSTAR WARRIA was committed. Also I saw the souls of those who had been clobbered for the testimony of Dedede and for the word of God, and the Waddle Dees who had not worshiped Void Termina or its image and had not received a clobbering on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Dedede for a thousand years."