get urself rekt mate

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved UKIP so much, I had all the merchandise and campaign videos
>I pray to Farage every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"UKIP is love" I say; "UKIP is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a racist
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for UKIP
>I called him a muslim
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Farage
>I am so happy

>He whispers into my ear "This is my country."
>He grabs me with his powerful manly hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Farage
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for UKIP
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Farage
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Farage looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all UK now."
>Farge leaves through my window
>UKIP is love. UKIP is life.