TIME TO INFORM YOUR NEXT OF KIN!

I'm Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor, from now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and the last word out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that? SIR YES SIR! If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian ♥♥♥♥. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on ♥♥♥♥♥♥s, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? SIR YES SIR!
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman


If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.

Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat... and then he beat the crap out of everysingle one!

And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'!

Unless its a farm!

-Soldier