WERM-NATION

Good morning wermware exec's and shareholders,

It has been a while since you've heard from me, so I wanted to provide you with our yearly update. New wermware software has surpassed 10 thousand downloads on gamebanana. With this recent influx of funds, we've invested into some exciting technologies and assets.

First, we have purchased a pod of dolphins from Poseidon. Earlybirdware has been using submarine technology to attempt to steal werm secrets. These dolphins, outfitted with thermonuclear warheads, will be able to launch clandestine attacks on our enemies without pause. Our boys in the lab say this is completely humane and that the dolphins wanted this. Trust us.

Second, we have swapped out Prime Minister of Canada, Mark Carney, with an android bearing his resemblance. Mark2-D2 is already working towards implementing new trade policy that aligns more closely with wermware interests. A restoration of a free trade agreement with Canada means wermware in more Canadian homes. Mark2-D2, we love you.

Third, the company wide yaoi vs yuri competition will be held on June 1st. The cast of Brokeback Mountain will be in attendance on behalf of the yaoi supporters. 10 trans women will be selected to fight against them for Team Yuri. Submit your applications before the 1st if interested.

Q2 looks like its going to continue to see increasing profits. Let's make this our best year yet. If wermware stock reaches $700 a share by the end of Q4, I will buy all company employees a trip to Cuba with a firsthand tour of the Guantanamo Bay prison facility. Work hard, I know you want this.

Love,
j-werm, wermware CEO