WERM-NATION

wermware is a project with the backing of celebrities, billionaires, and tech moguls around the globe, including the likes of cueki, oske Margaret Thatcher, Elon Musk, Danny DeVito, and Xi Jinping.

Here at wermware, we strive to create the best werm gaming experience imaginable.

To find out more and get started, simply go to the wermware website[gamebanana.com]

or join our discord.[discord.gg]

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近期公告

YEARLY MESSAGE FROM THE CEO

4 月 10 日 - winona | 1 条留言

Good morning wermware exec's and shareholders,

It has been a while since you've heard from me, so I wanted to provide you with our yearly update. New wermware software has surpassed 10 thousand downloads on gamebanana. With this recent influx of funds, we've invested into some exciting technologies and assets.

First, we have purchased a pod of dolphins from Poseidon. Earlybirdware has been using submarine technology to attempt to steal werm secrets. These dolphins, outfitted with thermonuclear warheads, will be able to launch clandestine attacks on our enemies without pause. Our boys in the lab say this is completely humane and that the dolphins wanted this. Trust us.

Second, we have swapped out Prime Minister of Canada, Mark Carney, with an android bearing his resemblance. Mark2-D2 is already working towards implementing new trade policy that aligns more closely with wermware interests. A restoration of a free trade agreement with Canada means wermware in more Canadian homes. Mark2-D2, we love you.

Third, the company wide yaoi vs yuri competition will be held on June 1st. The cast of Brokeback Mountain will be in attendance on behalf of the yaoi supporters. 10 trans women will be selected to fight against them for Team Yuri. Submit your applications before the 1st if interested.

Q2 looks like its going to continue to see increasing profits. Let's make this our best year yet. If wermware stock reaches $700 a share by the end of Q4, I will buy all company employees a trip to Cuba with a firsthand tour of the Guantanamo Bay prison facility. Work hard, I know you want this.

Love,
j-werm, wermware CEO

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WRM Buttresses of Unrivaled Superiority

4 月 7 日 - oskeB | 2 条留言

Hello ladies and gentlewerms. In these trying times with all things considered in the world today, I thought it would be important to reach out and touch base with you and hopefully share some exciting news with you. As we all know, following the implementation of the new economic policies coming from Mr. Trump and his team, the US and global economies have become a bit shaky. After having such an incredible Q1 (our share price increasing nearly 40%), there were whispers of concern of whether these new laws put into place would hinder our spectacular growth. This, however, has shown to be a fruitless case of precaution and worry. Our math nerds have determined that despite what the markets are doing around us, we are expected to keep trailing onwards and upwards, and may even now have the chance to surpass giants like Apple and NVIDIA. Our dedication to providing the best experience for our members as possible has shown even in uncertain times, the werm supremacy is something that cannot be stopped simply by tariffs and other economic hurdles. If you wanted my best advice for times like this I would give you the following words: I would pull all of you money out of other stocks and investments, and dump it into WRM as soon as you are able. We are entering a golden age of the werm empire, and every step we take forward is a step closer to the globalization and eventual world domination of werm. Cheers, and have a splendid Monday, friends.

Yours Truly,

oske, CFO of werm