We Follow the WeeWee with unyielding zeal

The Weewee is our all-father, we came from the Weewee, therefore the Weewee comes from us. We are to follow these four core pillars of Weewee
1. Never slander the name of wee-wee
2. Praise Weewee three times a day
3. Spread the word of our all-father, the Weewee
4. Be a native of Tuvalu (its not as hard as you think)
5. Commit jihad for wee-wee (optional)
Follow the four mandatory tenants and you shall find favor with the Weewee

Leaders' Steam IDs:
Pope: Your Pope
Superintendent: Squirrel Boy
Head Apostle: Cheereos