I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank my fiery haired sister for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank Marla for letting me motorboat those bad boys. I want to thank my friend cruiser315 Singh, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet pug for surviving against all odds for over a week and then drown the very next day. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Mattomattic, the fish I caught in third grade, my light in my room because I wouldn't be able to see the keyboard without it, i would not be able to laugh at pedophilia and molestation, my house because without it I would be homeless and probably live south of the bridge in Sydney and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on, like killing a pug and pretending it drowned by itself. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams because having a high rank in cs:go is very important. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

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