WARBOIZ

Greetings my war boiz! It is I, the Immortan Goblin. Joining this War Band means eternal service without questions! Shiny and chrome, I will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla, but only if your service is just!


1. You must give yourself to the V8! Worship and understand all things mechanical! Mechanics are shiny and permanent, you are a dull half-life!
2. Your body is an engine! Upkeep it for maximum efficiency in combat.
3. All things must be in honor of Immortan Goblin! Follow his words blindly!
4. Make sure your death is witnessed, and make it shiny and chrome!
5. Always forward, never backwards! War Boiz do not retreat or stop, unless instructed.