http://boards.4chan.org/vp/res/7069719 is the new one.

Also, a few textbans had to be evaded in the process of making it. We don't know if it was just a temporary glitch with 4chan or something more, but either way exercise caution with any future thread OPs. This http://pastebin.com/g7KLDN5i is what I used for this one, so it's functional.