BELIVE IN ZE HOLY VODKA GOD

This is tze Union of Socialist Vodka Repzublics. This Union shall be built upon Vodka and vodka alone. No one shall question it's authority for it is the highest ranking power in the Union. Ze Union does not tolerate Capitalist Pigz. Any Capitalist pigz shall be exterminated on sight.

Rules:

1. You support Vodka fully.
2. You are a part of the Vodka Religion.
3. You do not tolerate Capitalist Pigs.
4. You iz awesome.
5. And most importantly, you must be drunkz.

Our official theme zong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc