The Evil Side...

Last week when I woke up from a coma, I asked the doctor, "Wow, I feel like I've been out for days! Maybe even weeks! How long was I out, Dr. Vorkian?" he said, "Your back! I thought you were gone for good. I was just about to toss you in the medical dumpster outside. Hold on, let alert the whole hospital that your up "Hey everybody! My patient #284 just woke up from his coma!" and so I said, "You didn't have to do that, you know. Haven't you ever heard about patient confidentiality?" and he said, "What, are you kidding? This is 2032, we don't do that anymore." "2032!?! I've been in a coma that long? You know what this means, don't you doc? It means todays the 25th year anniversary of V.V.E." and he said, "OH can I join? I'll be like the greatest evil person in the whole group!" "Uh geee doc, look at the time, I gotta go.... and no." So I went to the hospital parking lot, wiped off the 25 tickets on my windshield and drove home to announce the rejoining of Evils.
So long story short, next Wednesday, we're having an Evil reunion at the old fishing hole. The world thought we were gone for good, they're in for a suprise. The time for awaking is at hand. See you soon brother.