WE'RE HERE. WE'RE QUEER. GET USED TO IT.

For too long our kind has been discrimated against, mocked, and ridiculed!
NOW IS OUR TIME, we shall take the world by force; let it be shouted from every rooftop, let it ring through every town, echo down every street: "THE TWINKS ARE HERE, AND THEY MEAN BUSINESS!"
Let them quake in fear as we burn their cities, plunder their homes, and treat their women with respect!
Let them cry out for mercy, but we shall show them none!
Let them bear witness to our glory, the shared glory of all our kind!
"TOO YOUNG TO RULE" they said, "TOO HAIRLESS TO LEAD" they said, but they shall say NOTHING when we are VICTORIOUS!

LONG LIVE HIS HAIRLESSNESS, THE TWINK KING!