Declaration of best Girl

1. Pay attention to how many times you could have beheaded your liege in any given situation. Allow this to remind you to take your job seriously.

2. Be on high alert constantly! This means: No sleep.

3. Do not allow anyone to get close to your liege. Especially other women.

4. Engage in intimate activity with your liege as instructed by Karulau (Lethal wrestling) so he will not feel the need to escape from your watch.

5. Don't allow your liege any privacy. Toilet visits and sleeping hours are prime assassination opportunities.

6. (Important) Be an Evenkaguran. Oh, you aren't one? Too bad. Well, I suppose I'll have to cover all shifts going forward, too~