We follow cake, because cake is good. Almighty. Eternal.

Sometimes, when man looked up to the stars, man knew that the world was something he could never understand.
When man looked to himself, to god, he realised that god was something he could never understand.
When man looked to the people around him, he noticed that they were beings that he would never completely understand.


And yet, we treasure our world.
And yet, we worship our God.
And yet, we respect others.

Man then understood, that what he believed in, worshiped, respected, idolised, and cared for was irrelevant, because his feelings towards them were invalidated by the fact that he could never even start to understand them.
Man decided, that from that point on, he would worship cake.

Idolise cake,
Honor cake,
Trust cake,
Respect cake,
Value cake,
Eat cake,
Believe cake,
Be loyal to cake,

Because man. Understood.

Cake.


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