We are those who worship the Lord Gaben in silence. Except for the bit where I just said 'we are those who'... ahh ♥♥♥♥ it!

Greetings gamer.

No, you are not lost. Well you are, but you found us. We're lost aswell though, but.... argh it doesn't matter!

The point is, you're here now. Your curiosity has got the better of you.

We are the lost cult of Gaben, his most loyal and devout of subjects.
...he doesn't know we exist, but that just makes us all mysterious and martyr like, right? Yeah...

What do we do? Play games heathen! But before you can be one of us, you have to wear this cloak. Yes it's been washed. It's just curry!