The Kunts of Thunder

We are the holy order of the Kunts of thunder. Believe in a world of thunder that rains down from the holy kunt of Zohan. The only method of pure purification of a human soul is to be baptised in hummus, olive oil, vinegar, the blood of a virgin, chocolate, and the jizz of a walrus. Once purified you can pray to the holy Kunt of Zohan and eat much delicious juice from it.