The Robot Masters! A sexy team!

Hey you! Yeah you! Reading this! Tired of those dirty Tunnel Snakes who ruin birthday parties and wear stupid jackets? Then join our sexy team! The Robot Masters, and our glorious leader, Dr. Wily!

That's right! You too can follow a crazed old man into battle as a suped up fighting robot! And together we'll drive those Tunnel Snakes back underground! (See what I did there?) Maybe... honestly we will probably lose! But we'll have some fun doing it, and you get a cool Robot Master name!

Robot Roll Call:
Air Man* - Chef Grantisimo
Cut Man* - Pandarsenic
Crash Man* - LAIR-E
Gemini Man* - Captain Charisma
Metal Man* - Agent Monkfish
Heat Man - Dr. Atomic
Shadow Man - Threevenge
Sword Man - SoupBase
Drill Man - DoubleDrgn
Galaxy Man - AND4H
Wood Man - Mister Hamster
Skull Man - Titan
Clown Man - Krumsly
Snake Man - Sleuthez
Blizzard Man - Akid Fox
Concrete Man - Problem?
Magnet Man - -RuleX-
Fire Man - ZiggZugg
Search Man - Beers
Bubble Man - Doctor
Nitro Man - Universal Wasabi