I once met a thug
who couldn't find his rug
so he started to cry in a mug

he tried to find it
but forgot that he was blinded
and tripped over all his 6 toes combined

so he went to Daniel
but his brain wasn't quite substantial
cuz he uni he failed majoring in financials

To thug, Daniel said "get away Jew,"
"cuz when I finish this watermelon dew,"
"I'm gonna come and get touchy-feely with you!"

Thug knew he wanted that
but he had to being a role model for his cat
and so he left Daniel alone to touch another brat

Thug thought maybe the rug was in Sri Lanka,
which is a country he read about in a manga
but then remembered he left to escape some gangs, duh!

that day made thug sad
because at life, he was really bad
and so he ran away to live off in Baghdad

these days the only thing thug knows
is that whenever outside is snows
he gets this uncontrollable urge to eat all 6 of his toes