We are the Potato Patrol.

-Trigger Warning-
Based on a true story.
Once upon a time there was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥ was walking down a dirt road and witnessed a rape on the side of the road. He ran his down syndrome ass all the way to the closest police station. Unsurprisingly, he's slow as ♥♥♥♥. When he got to the station, the woman had already been raped and murdered. From that day, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ patrolled the land so that that would never happen again. Thus, the Potato Patrol was formed.