Beep Beep, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Welcome aboard Onii-Chan's Party Van
A.K.A: The Banter Wagon, the Nekko Truck and the Four Wheeled Shagging Mobile.

Onii-Chan is commonly referred to as =QRP=Shinge666, or just Matt. He is the one who purchased the party van for maximum banter purposes. But back then, it was but an ordinary van. Now, it truly is the party van of a lifetime.


Come, partake in some glorious banter, lulz, singing, dancing, picking up chicks etc etc.
We also drive by Maccie D's, throw tampons at traffic cops and more.

However, our main activity is driving for a Cheeky Nandos with the Lads. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ top notch banter.

Our driver is one ♥♥♥♥♥ up Ricky Gervais. We kidnapped him and wired him up to the drivers seat, mainling cocaine into him constantly, just to keep the banter real and to keep him off his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head and make him drive faster than the speed of light.

So what the ♥♥♥♥ are you waiting for? Hop the ♥♥♥♥ on. We ain't waiting all day!

Oh, and don't forget...
Stay thirsty, my friends.