aaron's cult

As Francis Bacon once said, "Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed." Neither case applies here.
Usually people go to their local library to satisfy their thirst for knowledge -- not carnal knowledge. Earlier this week a New Hampshire woman was arrested for allegedly offering the latter at a suburban Massachusetts library, and police say she wanted cash in exchange.
If you're ever going to be a prostitute, be sure to offer your services at a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ library.