Conquering the world, one website at a time

The Evil Alliance revived itself to conquer and control the Galaxy once again!
http://www.mwahahahahahaha.com/

ATTENTION: We don`t simply accept membership requests. Hear that, you mongrel? The Evil Alliance has very high standards for the depths you must reach before we could possibly consider you a degenerate worthy of our ranks. Basically, without an invitation, "No one gets in to see the wizard! Not no one, not no how!". Understand that, you lowlife? Nevertheless, if you are on good terms with some of our members and still want really hard to join, ask one of them to present your case and we might just possibly think about it. Otherwise, shoo, shoo! Comprehend that, you misbegotten existence? Now get the ♥♥♥♥ out already, lest one of us decides to use our powerful curses on you in order to ruin your already miserable and worthless life even further.