☭The CKA - Communist Kazotsky Association☭

This group, a formal colony of the British Empire, (and we are looking to be re-integrated and become an overseas territory) have decided as a fully sovereign state, to apply for EU membership. Although we are violating serious human rights, and do not fill all the recomendations for EU membership, we have sent an ultimatum to the EU: Either you let us join, or we will call you gay and fat, and spam lol.
The EU comitte will have no choice but to decide to accept. Glory to CKA ☭!!!