All Snowflakes Are Special. Some more so than others.

Greetings,

Me, a founder of the SSS do herein inscribe these rules, where they may forever guide our glorious group to greater glory. or until we update the rules to better fit our needs.

Them Rules.
1. Do not talk about SSS.
2. Do not talk about rule 1 or the SSS.
3. Uphold the honor of thyself and thy squad.
4. Thou shalt not TK. Except in situations of humor.
5. There is no such thing as enough dakka.
6. Rocket jumping is valid. Your argument and your legs are now invalid.
7. When in doubt, BANZAI!
8. When in doubt about being in doubt, Initialize the H.A. Protocol.
9. When not in doubt, keep calm and carry on.
10. Thou shalt not be a n00b.
11. Thou shalt revive thy team member even if he is a n00b. and continue to remind him of his status as a n00b until further notice.
12. We are always seeking to acquire more dakka.
13. 13 is a lucky number.
13. Therefore there shall be two rules numbered 13.
14. When it comes to puns & jokes, nothing is sacred.
15. New members must be ratified by a 2/3 majority in both houses of parliament.
16. When no more rules can be thought of, continue writing rules just in case.
17. Usage of "These nuts" as a joke warrants being kicked in aforementioned place.
18. This should be about enough rules, methinks.
19. Apparently not.
20. (Left intentionally blank)
21. The aforementioned rule is now a paradox, as it required an explanation and therefore is no longer blank.


That is all, carry on, and remember, Don't eat the yellow snow.