The Stig

Some say his hair glows when he drinks ginger ale, and that he once made a phone call... without using a phone... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

Some say he smells like strawberry jelly and his toes are made from cake... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

Some say that he's the secret love child of Michael Schumacher and Sabine Schmidt, and that when he brakes hard milk comes out of his nose... all we know is that he's called The Stig.

Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds... all we know is, he's called the Stig.