Counter-Clockwise Rimjobs <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPSdg2nzJWs

Ted borrowing John's laptop.
Ted: WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥!?!?!?
John: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, dude, what's the matter? What happened? What's going on!?
Ted: There's so much porn!
John: What the hell are you doing looking at my private ♥♥♥♥?
Ted: What are you talking about, private ♥♥♥♥? Johnny, it was wide open. There are literally thousands of files here.
John: I've been meaning to clear some of that up!
Ted: Jesus Chri-Look at the organization here! "Clockwise rimjob?" "Counterclockwise rimjob?"
John: Sometimes, you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick ♥♥♥♥♥! Look at this, "Chicks with ♥♥♥♥♥?"
John: (breaking down) Oh my God! Oh my God! I have a disease, all right!?! I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks with ♥♥♥♥♥, Johnny! Only guys with tits!