Happy Beastbass and New yearz, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥! After a long time with no updates, I have good news and also a bad as ♥♥♥♥ one.

Firstly, SCG got to platinum in UGC! ♥♥♥♥ yeah! But that's where the bad as ♥♥♥♥ news comes to play, we can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play! Because of that ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ULCSUX and his boyfriend bork that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ our team and stole Daan like I knew they would (tried before). F0 real, take Daan but none of us? I understand that he is in need of an ego trip or something and wants to lead a team (even though he told me he quit because he was tried of comp, lying ass ♥♥♥♥♥), but why give us the F? I thought we was homies, but I guess not. I wouldn't actually care who was leader and play with him if I was invited, but he apparently doesn't like us, ♥♥♥.

Anyway, it's been a long ass time since ULCSUX ♥♥♥♥♥♥ us and I think it's time for a comeback. We've been just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around for too long, fightin' over faggy robot parts and mothers while the next ETF2l season is in 9 days! (sign ups) But f0 that we need homiez. You feel me?

Make sure you get real homeboyz, none of the ♥♥♥♥ we had before. If they are more gangsta than bork, take 'em. Make sure they ain't snitches or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They need to handle the hood unlike O lry and they need to have the time to support us and ♥♥♥♥. Train with us so that we can grow together. None of that "hurr. I only log in to play match durr" - O lry 2013 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Get subs too, cuz ♥♥♥♥♥♥ might be busy on EZ, you fizzy?

You need to get the word out, that SCG is back on the row! Write tha application to get homies (I know that's not actually what an application is, ♥♥♥♥ you). And, woggz, stop eatin' that pizza, stop playin' dota 2 and get back to business. Ft0e already found some ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you didn't find ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥.

Also, I'm going to make a complaint box for the new homiez, cuz the old ones just said, "♥♥♥♥ u n yo team, u sux because x. goodbye ♥♥♥." without giving us any chance to improve, hell, they didn't even show any signs that there was something they disliked, ♥♥♥♥. Hopefully this box will stop that ♥♥♥♥. So whenever you thinks something sux in SCG, just write it in the box and we try to fix it, aight? No need to leave on us, dayum, chill.