I can sling heat, like a piece of pizza. I done wrote this flow on the back of the Mona Lisa

Only time will tell. My farm grows broccoli, and I get paid well; but my bong just cracked like the liberty bell, now it's sicker than a guy with sickle cell.

Monotone conspiracy, the mammoth Jeep Cherokee,
used to drive a Porsche Cayenne, but traffic in Iran had me dodging trash cans. Droppin' bombs like Saddam, setting off car alarms.
Induce labor during therapy in the Katy Perry cherry tree.
The best thing about my room? Versace bed springs.
Teriyaki soup with the lemon Fanta,
Heavyweight, heartburn, Mylanta.
White tiger front yard, neon mansion.
don't talk about my past-tense unless we goin' campin.

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