Originally called Let's Harvest Some Hats

18:31 - TC Useless: But the Poodle will come back, no one escapes the angry Poodle D:
18:31 - TC Speedy: he also says he will appear online when he is better and he will speak to you
18:31 - TC Useless: http://g1.img-dpreview.com/23F4236AC71C429DA1495077582E9B57.jpg
18:31 - TC Speedy: danm the poodle we need a bigger dog to fight it
18:32 - TC Useless: It will seek you out if it does not get attention and it will look intimidating. Won't hurt you, but damn does that Poodle get angry
18:32 - TC Speedy: god that picture
18:32 - TC Useless: Doodle sound so silly to me, such a bad name for what it is used for xD I like Poodle more, angry Poodle to be specifik
18:33 - TC Speedy: its scary now only if I could draw I would show you what my mind is thinking
18:33 - TC Useless: xD
18:34 - TC Useless: Also blame Saatana for being to slow filling in the Poodle, it went into binary fission and multiplied out of pure anger
18:34 - TC Useless: http://mimiberlinblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/531803_10200718626181307_59403518_n.jpg
18:35 - TC Speedy: oh god what has he done
18:35 - TC Useless: So now there are two identical Poodles being intimidating, following you, watching. Well not you but Saatana got two folloing him, probably sitting outside of his door right now just looking angry, waiting for attention
18:35 - TC Useless: The Poodle, wait, Poodles demand attention!
18:35 - TC Speedy: but saatana has a tractor
18:35 - TC Speedy: gg
18:36 - TC Useless: Don't worry, even if he kill the Poodles they will look just as intimidating as they did when they were alive! And someone might just visit him to make sure there are two dead Poodles outside of his door, waiting, watching. Demanding attention them Poodles are!
18:37 - TC Useless: Maybe even look more intimidating than before, like a zombie Poodle.. Oh the horror
18:37 - TC Speedy: Well tractor vrs zombie poodle would be close
18:38 - TC Useless: Well the tractor run out of fuel after time. The zombie Poodles however never stop being angry, their anger is fueled with a lack of attention for the weekly Poodle! And if that is not sustained, then the angry zombie Poodle will never stop watching you, waiting for attention to fill in the Poodle!
18:39 - TC Speedy: and that kids is why we fill in the doodle poodle every week
18:39 - TC Useless: Indeed
18:44 - TC Useless: It's an important task which has been brought down in my familiy for centuries. It all started with the French trying to breed an amazing super dog that would be superiour in all ways to the common dog. However them being French failed at this task and tossed them away. Over time the Poodles demanded attention, they wanted a place to call home but only found more despise! So they grew angry, desperate you might even add. So from this lack of attention, the Poodle became so furious, so angry that it demanded the attention! But them being a French product they could not harm anything, so they went into the last solution to just stalk humans and look very angry. To make us humans feel watched and followed by an angry dog, the angry Poodle. So our ancestors gave the Poodles a bit of attention and through trial and error noticed that you only need to give it attention once per week. That sustained the Poodles anger for seven days and so, the ritual of the angry Poodle was born. And it is my task to make sure people give it the attention it demands, else it will just sit there, watching, demanding attention..
18:46 - TC Speedy: that was beautiful
18:46 - TC Speedy: A single tear came to my eye
18:47 - TC Useless: And this is why, the angry Poodle is important
18:47 - TC Speedy: So your bassicly the jailer of the dammed
18:47 - TC Useless: They can not help it, they did not ask for this afterall. Blame the French!
18:48 - TC Speedy: and that is why no frenchmen will ever be in TC Lstorm
18:48 - TC Useless: Well they are not really in jail since we don't let them in the house.. We just want to spend as little time as possible with them
18:48 - TC Useless: You have seen the angry Poodle, it send you chills down your spine!
18:49 - TC Speedy: ture it sinks into my soul I am glad it not my job to keep them in check
18:49 - TC Useless: Well you are Brittish, let the real men us Vikings deal with the horrors of this world. No other man are capable of dealing with a French, angry, Poodle.
18:50 - TC Useless: Emphasis on the French part
18:50 - TC Speedy: well me and bananna are busy drinking tea
18:50 - TC Useless: Eating tea you mean? Oh silly Brits!
18:50 - TC Speedy: thats only bananna I am dont eat it