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You walk through a large array of coding and a database; You appear to be in a computer.
As you continue on, you realize it is so perfectly aligned, as they fly by one another in speeds no console can imagine.
Until, it gets fast enough to hit you in the face.
Your vision begins to go white, and you hope that perhaps it is a dream, and that you truly aren't deceased. Until, you see a God figure begin to appear in the light...
But upon further investigation, you realize it is Gabe Newell, the Beautiful Goddess of sales!
He comes up to you, with a belly like shrek and an expression of a lost child. A good one though.
He lowers his hand to you, perhaps you pick you up into his flabby arms, but no, it is a steam sale, created just for you.
With a smile, and a quick "GABEN" you begin to feel like you are pulled back to the coding. However, it's jumbled up, and it seems to run terribly.
It's one of your all time favorite games! Halo: Reach! My, what a sight for sore eyes!
Only, it is a console only game, stuck within a world that cannot be manipulated to your advantage.
"These things should be in the scrap yard" you imagine to yourself. What a waste of such a wonderful game. Perhaps the PC IS what is, and always will be, The Master race. And with a huff, you reappear to Steam, with a sale in your hand. As you begin to drift toward the array of beautiful games that you would love to have, you see some of your friends, drifting in as well.
There's Bob!
It's Joey!
Hey look it's Sarah!
All with a steam sale in hand, you and your friends place them into the game, and earn your chance to get that game you've always wanted.
Outdoor Porno Simulator 2014.
Prepare yourself Sarah!