We worship the Holy Mareg

1. In the beginning Mareg created the heavens and the earth.

2. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Mareg was hovering over the krump.

3. And Mareg said, “Let there be krump,” and there was krump.

4. Mareg saw that the krump was good, and she separated the krump from the darkness.

5. Mareg called the krump “krump,” and the darkness she called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

6. And Mareg said, “Let there be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ between the succ to separate krump from evil.”

7. So Mareg made the succ and separated the krump from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from the krump, and it was so.

8. Mareg called the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ “Tyrone.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

9. And Mareg said, “Let there be krumps in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years,

10. and let them be krumps in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the sky to give krump on the earth.” And it was so.

11. Mareg made two great krumps—the greater krump to govern the day and the lesser krump to govern the night. She also made the stars.

12. Mareg set them in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the sky to give krump on the earth,

13. to govern the day and the night, and to separate krump from darkness. And Mareg saw that it was good.

14. And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

15. Mareg made the krumps according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And Mareg saw that it was good.

16. Then Mareg said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild tasty croissants,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

17. So Mareg created mankind in her own image,
in the image of Mareg she created them;
Homr and Mareg she created them.

18. Mareg blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

19. Mareg saw all that she had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.