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Player of the week 31 January, 2015

On this glorious week of hectic gaming, we have come together to decide the new #playeroftheweek.

After 273 bong hits, the group owner, currently going by the alias ' >csq pas des amis ', began analysing all group members, spectating their games and collecting statistics on their #leetgaming2015. After 2 seconds of analysing and 3 years of carefully planned and strategically utilised procrastination, our lord and saviour (not gaben) has chosen the new player of the week.

His name says it all. Our new player of the week is nothing short of fantastic. His playstyle comes out as a bang, with his intimidating skill, he inspires all players around him, shouting his all famous war cry: "♥♥♥♥ LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!".

Mr Fantastic praises and admires the works of the mighty Vanu Sovereigty and ♥♥♥♥♥ down the throut of any player who openly claims to be of another faction. A recent anecdote, experienced by many of our precarious admins, has indicated the extent he will go to defend his faction as well as the authority he holds among the admins. Him and another member of our squad, 'Main Storage Dolan' were arguing about whose faction is superior, with Mr Fantastic defending the might of the Vanu Sovereigty and Main Storage Dolan attempting to back the "feeble" attempt of a clan known as the Terran Republic. Our very own Mr Fantastic ended the heated argument by shouting out the interstellar anthem of the Vanu Sovereigny that he had memorised through years of study of the true holy bible of the fish people.

With 777 hours played on Planetside 2, Mr Fantastic is not a force to be reckoned with, with the scales reading 29,667 Newtons. Although he rarely gets the chance, once every blue moon, Mr Fantastic plays a game of DotA, racking up a short period of 3,632 hours played.

His attitude is what makes him Fantastic (not that ♥♥♥♥). He doesn't except defeat and will smash whichever vidyascreen is in front of him if his KDR is anywhere below 1. His accuracy comes up to a staggering 2.4% and with an average KDR of 0.0001, it is evident that Mr Fantastic is not a player you want to be facing on the battlefield.